Hail to the King

This last weekend, I went looking through an old online blog I used to keep... (yeah, I was that bored/sick/crazy), and saw that someone had told me that they wished they could be in a movie directed by me.

I do believe that might just be the greatest compliment that anyone has ever given me.

I wonder if they'd feel the same if I directed porn?

Alright. You should hit me for that one. That was too easy, even by my standards.